YOU SAID:
Wish for a fish, and get picked woman
INTO JAPANESE
魚が欲しい、そして選ばれた女性を手に入れる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Want fish and get the woman of choice
INTO JAPANESE
魚が欲しいと女性を選ぶ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Choose a woman if you want fish
INTO JAPANESE
魚が欲しいなら女性を選ぶ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Choose a woman if you want fish
That didn't even make that much sense in English.