YOU SAID:
Will you teleport me today?
INTO JAPANESE
テレポートは、私は今日ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Teleport is me today?
INTO JAPANESE
テレポートは、今日私ですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Teleport is today I?
INTO JAPANESE
テレポートは、今日私ですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Teleport is today I?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.