YOU SAID:
Will you smack my pony?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私のポニーをスマックしますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Would you like to smack my pony?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私のポニーをスマックしたいですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do you want to smack my pony?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私のポニーをスマックしたいですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do you want to smack my pony?
That's deep, man.