YOU SAID:
Will you not eat my pants. Weagh!
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンを食べませんか?すごい!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why don't you eat my pants? Wow!
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ私のズボンを食べないの?うわー!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why don't you eat my pants? Wow!
Come on, you can do better than that.