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Will will have a stroke reading this and I am not wearing a shirt and drinking pork soda

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ウィルはこれを読んで脳卒中を持つだろうし、私はシャツを着てポークソーダを飲んでいない

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will have a stroke reading this and i don't drink pork soda wearing a shirt

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これを読んで脳卒中を起こすだろうし、私はシャツを着てポークソーダを飲まない

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reading this will cause a stroke and i don't drink pork soda wearing a shirt

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これを読むと脳卒中を引き起こし、私はシャツを着てポークソーダを飲みません

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Reading this causes a stroke and I don't drink pork soda wearing a shirt

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これを読むと脳卒中を引き起こし、シャツを着てポークソーダを飲まない

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Reading this can cause a stroke, so don't wear a shirt and drink pork soda.

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これを読むと脳卒中を引き起こす可能性があるので、シャツを着てポークソーダを飲まないでください。

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Don't wear a shirt and drink pork soda because reading this can cause a stroke.

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これを読むと脳卒中を引き起こす可能性があるため、シャツを着てポークソーダを飲んではいないでください。

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Don't wear a shirt and drink pork soda because reading this can cause a stroke.