YOU SAID:
will Shrek ever be shrecked
INTO JAPANESE
シュレックはいつも撃ち殺されるだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shrek will always be shot dead
INTO JAPANESE
シュレックはいつも死んでしまうだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shrek will always be dead
INTO JAPANESE
シュレックはいつも死にそうです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shrek is always going to die
INTO JAPANESE
シュレックはいつも死ぬだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shrek will always die
INTO JAPANESE
シュレックはいつも死ぬだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shrek will always die
That didn't even make that much sense in English.