YOU SAID:
Wife got a plant a cactus oh no the dog is touching the cactus no no no no no
INTO JAPANESE
妻は植物を手に入れた サボテン oh no 犬がサボテンに触れている no no no no no
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wife got a plant cactus oh no dog touching cactus no no no no no
INTO JAPANESE
妻は植物サボテンを手に入れた oh no 犬がサボテンに触る no no no no no
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife got a plant cactus oh no A dog touches a cactus no no no no no
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻は植物サボテンを手に入れました oh no 犬がサボテンに触れます no no no no no
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife got a plant cactus oh no dog touches a cactus no no no no no
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻は植物サボテンを手に入れました oh no 犬がサボテンに触れません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife got a plant cactus oh no dog doesn't touch the cactus
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻は植物のサボテンを手に入れました ああ、犬はサボテンに触れません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife got a plant cactus Oh, the dog doesn't touch the cactus
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻は植物サボテンを手に入れたああ、犬はサボテンに触れない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife got a plant cactus Oh, the dog doesn't touch the cactus
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