YOU SAID:
Why, you look like a donkey! Holy. I just splashed water on myself. Holly! Again?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ、あなたはロバのように見えます!聖なる。自分に水をかけただけです。ホリー!再び?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why do you look like a donkey! holy. I just watered myself. Holly! again?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜあなたはロバのように見えるのですか!聖なる。私はただ自分に水をやった。ホリー!再び?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why do you look like a donkey! holy. I just watered myself. Holly! again?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.