YOU SAID:

Why'd you got a ship's wheel attached to your crotch? Yarr, it be drivin' me nuts!

INTO JAPANESE

どうして股間に車輪をつけたの？ Yarr、それは私を夢中にさせます!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Why did you put a wheel on your crotch? Yarr, it drives me crazy!

INTO JAPANESE

なんで股間に車輪つけたの？ヤル、それは私を夢中にさせます！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Why did you put a wheel on your crotch? Yall, it drives me crazy!

INTO JAPANESE

なんで股間に車輪つけたの？ヤル、それは私を夢中にさせます！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Why did you put a wheel on your crotch? Yall, it drives me crazy!