YOU SAID:
Why'd you get so crotchety and mean? Look at my stick. Why'd you drink that creature's milk? It's green! Got me sick.
INTO JAPANESE
どうしてこんなにかわいくて意地悪なの?私の棒を見てください。なぜそのクリーチャーのミルクを飲んだのですか?これは緑です!気分が悪くなった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why are you so cute and mean? Look at my stick. Why did you drink that creature's milk? This is green! I feel sick.
INTO JAPANESE
なんでこんなに可愛いの?私の棒を見てください。なぜその生き物のミルクを飲んだのですか?これは緑です!気分が悪いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why are you so cute? Look at my stick. Why did you drink that creature's milk? This is green! I feel bad.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはなぜそんなに可愛いのか?私の棒を見てください。なぜその生き物のミルクを飲んだのですか?これは緑です!申し訳ありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why are you so cute? Look at my stick. Why did you drink that creature's milk? This is green! I'm sorry.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはなぜそんなに可愛いのか?私の棒を見てください。なぜその生き物のミルクを飲んだのですか?これは緑です!申し訳ありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why are you so cute? Look at my stick. Why did you drink that creature's milk? This is green! I'm sorry.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.