YOU SAID:
Why wouldn't one want to smash their face on sambucas three nights on the trot?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ、トロットで3夜、サンブカで顔を壊したくないのでしょうか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why don't you want to break your face in Sambuca for 3 nights in Trot?
INTO JAPANESE
サンブーカでトロットで3泊し、顔を壊してみませんか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why don't you break your face by staying in Trot for 3 nights in Sambuca?
INTO JAPANESE
サンブーカでトロットに3泊して、顔を壊してみませんか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why don't you break your face by staying in Trot for 3 nights in Sambuca?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.