YOU SAID:

why wouldn't i eat pillows off of my neighbors front porch lawn deck.

INTO JAPANESE

近所の玄関前の芝生のデッキから枕を食べないのはなぜですか。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Why don't you eat pillows from the lawn deck in front of the neighborhood entrance?

INTO JAPANESE

近所の入り口の前の芝生のデッキから枕を食べてみませんか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Why do not you eat a pillow from the lawn deck in front of the neighborhood entrance?

INTO JAPANESE

近所の入り口の前の芝生デッキから枕を食べてみませんか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Why do not you eat a pillow from the lawn deck in front of the entrance of the neighborhood?

INTO JAPANESE

近所の入り口の前の芝生デッキから枕を食べてみませんか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Why do not you eat a pillow from the lawn deck in front of the entrance of the neighborhood?