YOU SAID:
Why would you kill yourself when there is pizza and chocolate? Good things are everywhere!
INTO JAPANESE
なぜあなたを殺す自分ピザとチョコレートがある場合ですか。良いものがあふれている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why do you kill yourself if there are pizza and chocolate. Good things are everywhere!
INTO JAPANESE
なぜあなたを殺しては自分ピザとチョコレートがある場合。良いものがあふれている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why do you kill yourself if you have pizza and chocolate. Good things are everywhere!
INTO JAPANESE
なぜあなたを殺しては自分ピザとチョコレートがある場合。良いものがあふれている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why do you kill yourself if you have pizza and chocolate. Good things are everywhere!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.