YOU SAID:
Why would you ever kiss me i'm not even half as pretty you gave her your sweat it's just polyester, but you like her better wish i were heather
INTO JAPANESE
なぜあなたは私にキスをするのですか?私が彼女に汗を与えたので私が半分でもないのはそれがポリエステルだけです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why do you kiss me It's only polyester that I'm not half because I sweated her
INTO JAPANESE
なんでキスするの?汗だくで半分じゃないのはポリエステルだけ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why are you kissing Only polyester is sweaty and not half
INTO JAPANESE
なぜキスするの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why are you kissing
INTO JAPANESE
なんでキスするの
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why are you kissing
That didn't even make that much sense in English.