YOU SAID:
Why would you ever kiss me, I'm not even half as pretty.
INTO JAPANESE
なぜあなたは私にキスするのですか、私は半分もきれいではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why do you kiss me, I'm not half clean.
INTO JAPANESE
なぜあなたは私にキスするのですか、私は半分きれいではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why do you kiss me, I'm not half clean.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.