YOU SAID:
Why would I sleep on the couch?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ私はソファで寝るのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why do I sleep on the couch?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ私はソファで寝るのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why do I sleep on the couch?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.