YOU SAID:
Why the heck does Lord X have a family?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜX卿に家族がいるのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why does Sir X have a family?
INTO JAPANESE
サーXにはなぜ家族がいるのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why does Sir X have a family?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.