YOU SAID:
Why on earth would you think that my feet are hot dogs?
INTO JAPANESE
どうして私の足がホットドッグだと思うの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why do you think my legs are hot dogs?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ私の足がホットドッグだと思う?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why do you think my legs are hot dogs?
Come on, you can do better than that.