YOU SAID:
Why on earth is clippy tormenting me on this cursed computer?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜこの地上の呪われたコンピューターで私の心を痛めているのでしょうか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why are you hurting my heart with this earthly cursed computer?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜあなたはこの地上の呪われたコンピューターで私の心を傷つけているのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why are you hurting my heart with this earthly cursed computer?
Come on, you can do better than that.