YOU SAID:
why kill yourself when there is pizza
INTO JAPANESE
ピザがあるときなぜあなた自身を殺す
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Pizza is sometimes why kill yourself
INTO JAPANESE
ピザはなぜ自分を殺す時
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When the pizza is why kill yourself
INTO JAPANESE
ピザが自分を殺す理由
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Kill your own pizza
INTO JAPANESE
あなた自身のピザを殺す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kill your own pizza
That didn't even make that much sense in English.