YOU SAID:
Why is the hot water cold and the cold water hot.
INTO JAPANESE
熱い冷たい熱い水と冷たい水です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is hot, cold and hot water and cold water.
INTO JAPANESE
それはホット、コールドとホット水と冷たい水です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is hot, cold and hot water and cold water.
You've done this before, haven't you.