YOU SAID:
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ6人は7人を恐れるのでしょうか。七人が九つ食べたからだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why do six people fear seven? for seven men ate nine.
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ6人は7人を恐れるのでしょうか。七人の男が九を食べたからである。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why do six people fear seven? for seven men ate nine.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.