YOU SAID:
Why is my mustard talking to me
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なぜ私のマスタードは私に話しかけてくれるのですか
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Why does my mustard talk to me?
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なぜ私のマスタードは私に話すのですか?
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Why does my mustard tell me?
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なぜ私のマスタードは私に言うのですか?
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Why does my mustard tell me?
That's deep, man.