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Why is my dog named billy a cat named brush?! Why did somebody eat my pillow? Why did you bake my PS4 My local gas station started leaking milk from the slurpee machine, also why did my dog that goes meow decide to scratch the big lump in the bathroom ceiling that started spurting out liquid like poo.
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ビリーという名前の私の犬がブラシという名前の猫なのはなぜですか?!なぜ誰かが私の枕を食べたの?私の PS4 を焼いたのはなぜですか? 地元のガソリン スタンドでスラーピー マシンから牛乳が漏れ始めたのはなぜですか。
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Why is my dog named Billy a cat named Brush?! Why did someone eat my pillow? Why did you burn my PS4? Why did my slurpee machine start leaking milk at my local gas station?
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ビリーという名前の私の犬がブラシという名前の猫なのはなぜですか?!なぜ誰かが私の枕を食べたの?なぜ私のPS4を燃やしたのですか?地元のガソリンスタンドでスラーピーマシンから牛乳が漏れ始めたのはなぜですか?
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Why is my dog named Billy a cat named Brush?! Why did someone eat my pillow? why did you burn my ps4 Why did my slurpee machine start leaking milk at my local gas station?
INTO JAPANESE
ビリーという名前の私の犬がブラシという名前の猫なのはなぜですか?!なぜ誰かが私の枕を食べたの?なぜあなたは私のPS4を燃やしたのですか? なぜ私のスラーピーマシンが地元のガソリンスタンドでミルクを漏らし始めたのですか?
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Why is my dog named Billy a cat named Brush?! Why did someone eat my pillow? Why did you burn my PS4? Why did my slurpy machine start leaking milk at the local gas station?
INTO JAPANESE
ビリーという名前の私の犬がブラシという名前の猫なのはなぜですか?!なぜ誰かが私の枕を食べたの?なぜ私のPS4を燃やしたのですか?地元のガソリンスタンドで、私のずんぐりしたマシンが牛乳を漏らし始めたのはなぜですか?
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Why is my dog named Billy a cat named Brush?! Why did someone eat my pillow? why did you burn my ps4 Why did my chunky machine start leaking milk at the local gas station?
INTO JAPANESE
ビリーという名前の私の犬がブラシという名前の猫なのはなぜですか?!なぜ誰かが私の枕を食べたの?なぜあなたは私のPS4を燃やしたのですか なぜ私の分厚いマシンが地元のガソリンスタンドで牛乳を漏らし始めたのですか?
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Why is my dog named Billy a cat named Brush?! Why did someone eat my pillow? Why did you burn my PS4 Why did my chunky machine start leaking milk at the local gas station?
INTO JAPANESE
ビリーという名前の私の犬がブラシという名前の猫なのはなぜですか?!なぜ誰かが私の枕を食べたの? PS4 を燃やしてしまったのはなぜですか?
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Why is my dog named Billy a cat named Brush?! Why did someone eat my pillow? Why did you burn your PS4?
INTO JAPANESE
ビリーという名前の私の犬がブラシという名前の猫なのはなぜですか?!なぜ誰かが私の枕を食べたの?なぜPS4を燃やしたのですか?
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Why is my dog named Billy a cat named Brush?! Why did someone eat my pillow? Why did you burn your PS4?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.