YOU SAID:
why is mom so tall and im so short? am i adopted
INTO JAPANESE
なんでママはこんなに背が高くて、こんなに短いの?私は採用していますか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why are you so tall and so short? Am i hiring
INTO JAPANESE
なぜあなたはこんなに背が高くて背が低いのですか?雇っていますか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why are you so tall and short? Do you hire
INTO JAPANESE
なぜあなたはそんなに背が高くて背が低いのですか?雇いますか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why are you so tall and short? Do you hire
That didn't even make that much sense in English.