YOU SAID:

Why is it that every time I try to look for pizza in my cupboard, I end up coming empty save a couple of cans of cat food and this white crusty stuff that looks like it fell from someone's moldy beard?

INTO JAPANESE

食器棚でピザを探すたびに、キャットフードの缶と誰かのカビの生えたあごひげから落ちたように見えるこの白い無愛想なものを除いて、空になってしまうのはなぜですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Why is it empty every time I look for a pizza in the cupboard, except for this white ugly thing that looks like it's fallen from a can of cat food and someone's moldy beard?

INTO JAPANESE

キャットフードの缶と誰かのカビの生えたあごひげから落ちたように見えるこの白い醜いものを除いて、食器棚でピザを探すたびに空になるのはなぜですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Except for this white ugly thing that looks like it's fallen from a can of cat food and someone's moldy beard, why is it empty every time I look for a pizza in the cupboard?

INTO JAPANESE

キャットフードの缶から落ちたように見えるこの白い醜いものと誰かのカビの生えたあごひげを除いて、食器棚でピザを探すたびに空になるのはなぜですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Except for this white ugly thing that looks like it's fallen from a can of cat food and someone's moldy beard, why is it empty every time I look for a pizza in the cupboard?