YOU SAID:
Why is he kissing a door?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ彼はドアにキスをしているのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why is he kissing the door?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ彼はドアにキスをしているのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why is he kissing the door?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.