YOU SAID:
why is he a she and he a it and she a he and why is why?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ彼は彼女であり、彼はそれであり、彼女は彼であり、なぜですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why he is her, he is it, she is him and why?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ彼は彼女であり、彼はそれであり、彼女は彼であり、なぜですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why he is her, he is it, she is him and why?
You've done this before, haven't you.