YOU SAID:
Why is anything a thing that things do?
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物事が何をするのはなぜですか?
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Why do things do?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ物事は何ですか?
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Why are things?
INTO JAPANESE
物事はなぜですか?
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Why are things?
That's deep, man.