YOU SAID:
Why is a woodchuck called a woodchuck if it won't chuck wood?
INTO JAPANESE
それが木材をチャッキングしないなら、なぜウッドチャックはウッドチャックと呼ばれますか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If it does not chuck wood, why is a woodchuck called a woodchuck?
INTO JAPANESE
それが木材をチャックしないならば、なぜウッドチャックはウッドチャックと呼ばれますか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If it does not chuck wood, why is a woodchuck called a woodchuck?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
