YOU SAID:
Why hi there, person, are you a dog, cheese is fun
INTO JAPANESE
なぜそこにこんにちは、人は、あなたは犬ですか、チーズは楽しいです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello there, man, are you a dog, cheese is fun
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、男は、あなたは犬ですか、チーズは楽しいです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, man, are you a dog, cheese is fun
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、男は、あなたは犬ですか、チーズは楽しいです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, man, are you a dog, cheese is fun
That didn't even make that much sense in English.