YOU SAID:
why hello there kind sir
INTO JAPANESE
なぜこんにちは、親切な先生
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why Hello, a nice teacher
INTO JAPANESE
なぜこんにちは、素敵な先生
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why, Hello, nice teacher
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ、こんにちは、素敵な先生
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium