YOU SAID:
why hello there good sir would you like a cup of tea
INTO JAPANESE
なぜこんにちは良い先生は、お茶を一杯いかがですか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why would you like a cup of tea, hello good teacher?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜあなたはお茶を飲みたいですか、こんにちは良い先生?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why do you want to drink tea, hello good sir?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜあなたはお茶を飲みたいのですか、こんにちは良い先生?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why do you want to drink tea, hello good sir?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.