YOU SAID:
Why have I got foot fungus upon my mustache?
INTO JAPANESE
私の口ひげに足の菌を持っている理由は?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't have foot fungus at my moustache?
INTO JAPANESE
私の口ひげの足の菌を持っていないか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't have a my mustache foot fungus?
INTO JAPANESE
持っていない、私の髭足菌?
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I do not have a foot fungus?
INTO JAPANESE
足菌をしていないか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No foot fungus?
INTO JAPANESE
ない足菌?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No foot fungus?
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