YOU SAID:
why have five friends, when you can have none
INTO JAPANESE
友達がいないのに、なぜ友達が5人いるのか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why do you have 5 friends when you don't have any friends?
INTO JAPANESE
友達がいないのになぜ友達が5人いるのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why do you have 5 friends when you don't have any friends?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.