YOU SAID:
Why does this thing not really work
INTO JAPANESE
なぜこのことは本当に機能しないのですか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why this thing doesn't really work
INTO JAPANESE
なぜこのことがうまくいかないのか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why this doesn't work
INTO JAPANESE
なぜこれが機能しないのか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why this doesn't work
That didn't even make that much sense in English.