YOU SAID:
Why does patrick slap me?
INTO JAPANESE
私パトリックが平手打ちなぜ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I slap a Patrick!
INTO JAPANESE
私は、パトリックを平手打ち!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I, Patrick slap!
INTO JAPANESE
私は、パトリックを平手打ち!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I, Patrick slap!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.