YOU SAID:
Why does everyone care about who likes who and who's dating who if we're all going to date each other anyways?
INTO JAPANESE
とにかくデートをするなら誰が誰が誰を誰とデートしているのか誰もが気にするのはなぜですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Anyone who cares about who is dating who and who is dating anyway?
INTO JAPANESE
誰と付き合っているのか、誰と付き合っているのか気にする人はいますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Does anyone care about who you are dating or who you are dating?
INTO JAPANESE
誰があなたがデートしているのか、あなたがデートしているのかを気にしますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do you care who you are dating or you are dating?
INTO JAPANESE
誰と付き合っているのか、それとも付き合っているのか気にしますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do you care who you're going out with or who you're going out with?
INTO JAPANESE
誰と出かけるのか、それとも誰と出かけるのか気にしますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do you care who you are going with or who you are going with?
INTO JAPANESE
誰と一緒に行くのか、誰と一緒に行くのか気にしますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do you care who you are going with and who you are going with?
INTO JAPANESE
誰と一緒に行くのか、誰と一緒に行くのか気にしますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do you care who you are going with and who you are going with?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.