YOU SAID:
Why do think things are after me I'm a catastrophe
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ私は大惨事だと思う?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why do you think I am a catastrophe?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ私は大惨事だと思いますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why do you think I am a catastrophe?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.