YOU SAID:
Why do my nostrils whisper to me?
INTO JAPANESE
私の鼻はなぜ私にささやくのですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My nose would whisper to me why?
INTO JAPANESE
私の鼻はなぜ私にささやくだろう?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My nose would whisper to me why?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.