YOU SAID:
Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken!
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ死んだ赤ちゃんは道路を渡ったの？チキンにホッチキスされてたから！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because the chicken stroked me!
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ死んだ赤ちゃんは道路を渡ったの？ニワトリにしごかれたから！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because the chicken stroked me!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
