YOU SAID:
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to die. Why did the chicken go to the butcher, he wanted to die. And then why did the butcher go cross the road to find the chicken, I don't know.
INTO JAPANESE
鶏が道路を渡ったのはなぜでしょう?彼は死にたいと思った。なぜ鶏は肉屋に行ったのですか、彼は死にたいと思っていました。そして、なぜ肉屋は鶏を見つけるために道を渡ったのか、私にはわかりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to die. Why did the chicken go to the butcher, he wanted to die. And I don't know why the butcher crossed the road to find the chicken.
INTO JAPANESE
鶏が道路を渡ったのはなぜでしょう?彼は死にたいと思った。なぜ鶏は肉屋に行ったのですか、彼は死にたいと思っていました。そして、なぜ肉屋が鶏を見つけるために道を渡ったのか分かりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to die. Why did the chicken go to the butcher, he wanted to die. And I don't know why the butcher crossed the road to find the chicken.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.