YOU SAID:
Why did the captain shoot the guy? Why does the guy want the shells?What are the shells anyway? I am going crazy
INTO JAPANESE
キャプテンがなぜその男を撃ったのですか?なぜ男は貝を欲しいのですか?とにかく貝は何ですか?私は夢中になる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why did the captain shoot that guy? Why do men want shellfish? What is a shellfish anyway? I am crazy
INTO JAPANESE
キャプテンがなぜその男を撃ったのですか?なぜ男性は貝を欲しいのですか?とにかく貝は何ですか?私はクレイジーだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why did the captain shoot that guy? Why do men want shellfish? What is a shellfish anyway? I am crazy
That didn't even make that much sense in English.