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Why did somebody eat my pillow? Why did you bake my PS4? My local gas station started leaking milk from the slurpee machine, also why did my dog that goes meow decide to scratch the big lump in the bathroom ceiling that started spurting out liquid like poo.

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なぜ誰かが私の枕を食べたの？なぜ私のPS4を焼いたのですか？私の地元のガソリンスタンドは、スラーピーマシンから牛乳を漏らし始めました. また、なぜ私の犬は、うんちのような液体を噴出し始めたバスルームの天井の大きな塊を引っ掻くことにしたのですか.

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why did someone eat my pillow Why did you burn my PS4? My local gas station started leaking milk from the slurpee machine.

INTO JAPANESE

なぜ誰かが私の枕を食べたのですか なぜ私の PS4 を燃やしたのですか?私の地元のガソリンスタンドは、スラーピーマシンから牛乳を漏らし始めました.

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Why did someone eat my pillow Why did they burn my PS4?My local gas station started leaking milk from the slurpee machine.

INTO JAPANESE

なぜ誰かが私の枕を食べたのですか なぜ彼らは私の PS4 を燃やしたのですか？

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Why did someone eat my pillow Why did they burn my PS4?

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なぜ誰かが私の枕を食べたのですか なぜ彼らは私の PS4 を燃やしたのですか?

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Why did someone eat my pillow Why did they burn my PS4?