YOU SAID:
Why can't we be friends,
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ我々 の友人になることはできません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why become a friend of ours.
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ私たちの友人になります。
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Why is our friend.
INTO JAPANESE
理由は私たちの友達です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why are our friends.
INTO JAPANESE
私たちの友人は、なぜ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Our friend is why.
INTO JAPANESE
私たちの友人は、理由です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Our friend is the reason.
INTO JAPANESE
私たちの友人は、理由です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Our friend is the reason.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.