YOU SAID:
why can't the dude i like to like me back?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ俺が好きな男が戻ってこないんだ?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why isn't the man I like coming back?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ男は戻ってこないの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why doesn't the man come back?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ男は戻ってこないの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why doesn't the man come back?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.