YOU SAID:
Why are you whining about cats eating your face?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜあなたの顔を食べて猫について文句を言って?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why eat your face, complain about the cat?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜあなたの顔を食べる猫について不平を言うか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cat eat your face why complain?
INTO JAPANESE
潔く生きることだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So why complain...
INTO JAPANESE
潔く生きることだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So why complain...
That didn't even make that much sense in English.