YOU SAID:
Why are you the baka cat? I'd love to see a dere but I've never slept. Eating pork makes my mind blue.
INTO JAPANESE
なぜあなたはバカ猫ですか?私はdereを見たいのですが、私は寝たことがありません。豚肉を食べると頭が青くなります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why are you a foolish cat? I would like to see dere, but I have never slept. When you eat pork, your head gets blue.
INTO JAPANESE
なぜあなたは愚かな猫ですか?私はdereを見たいのですが、私は寝たことがありません。豚肉を食べると頭が青くなります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why are you a silly cat? I would like to see dere, but I have never slept. When you eat pork, your head gets blue.
INTO JAPANESE
なぜあなたは愚かな猫ですか?私はdereを見たいのですが、私は寝たことがありません。豚肉を食べると頭が青くなります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why are you a silly cat? I would like to see dere, but I have never slept. When you eat pork, your head gets blue.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.