YOU SAID:
WHY ARE YOU ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE? DAVID I SWEAR TO GOD
INTO JAPANESE
なぜあなたは冷蔵庫の上にいるのですか? DAVID I SWEAR TO GOD
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why are you on the fridge? DAVID I SWEAR TO GOD
INTO JAPANESE
なんで冷蔵庫にいるの? DAVID I SWEAR TO GOD
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why are you in the fridge? DAVID I SWEAR TO GOD
INTO JAPANESE
なんで冷蔵庫にいるの? DAVID I SWEAR TO GOD
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why are you in the fridge? DAVID I SWEAR TO GOD
That didn't even make that much sense in English.