YOU SAID:
Why are you a potato.
INTO JAPANESE
なんでじゃがいもなの。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why potatoes?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜじゃがいも?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
why potatoes?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜポテト?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
why potatoes?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.